Sanitize a large 68oz jar or two roughly 2 liter jars and fermenting weights in the oven at 180ºF for 5 minutes.
Wash and quarter your cabbage lengthwise, then chop to desired length. Thicker is more authentic (about 1 inch), but I chopped mine to about a half inch. Place in a large bowl, toss with 2 Tablespoons kosher salt and set aside for at least 30 minutes for it to begin to ferment.
Slice and then divide your jalapeños, and broil half in the oven, reserving the other half.
Slice the peppers in quarters and then quarter inch slices, set aside.
Slice the radishes in rounds and set aside.
Peel and slice the carrots in rounds or sticks and set aside. (I like thin sticks)
Half the red onion and slice thinly.
Chop the tops off the green onions/scallions and cut off the whites. Reserve the whites for the paste and chop the greens in one inch sections.
Roughly chop the apple so the blender can handle it.
Chop the Ginger a bit and combine with the apple, scallion whites, smoked paprika and 1 Tbsp kosher salt in the blender with the water and coconut aminos. Blend until smooth.
Rinse the cabbage, drain and then add all the ingredients to the large bowl and toss together.
Carefully scoop the mixture into the sanitized jars and beat down with a wooden spoon or french rolling pin until you have at least 2″ space at the top. There is an actual tool for this but as I try my best to be minimalist I use what I have. Now don’t freak out! You don’t need brine for this one as it ferments better in it’s own juices and the salt. Really. Set the fermenting weights or a ziplock full of water (sealed) and close the lid.
Leave for a week or so. Enjoy with EVERYTHING.